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Life Tip: Don’t Measure Yourself With The Wrong Motive.

posted April 29th, 2007 in etc

This post is dedicated to the “space efficient” people around the US and the world.

If you are short, don’t measure yourself with the goal of being able to punch your brother who’s taller than you, for saying you’re shorter than you are. If you do, then instead of being 5′0 like originally thought, the scale may read as 4′11.5 instead.

To quote Bobby Pinson: Don’t ask me how I know.

(Yes, this is a true story.)

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6 Responses to “Life Tip: Don’t Measure Yourself With The Wrong Motive.”

  1. Dad on the 29th of April, in the year of 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Hehehehe!!!

    You may always be short, but you’ll always be beautiful and brilliant too!….just like dad : )

  2. Alex King on the 29th of April, in the year of 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Shortness rocks. I think I’m pretty much hopeless there though…

  3. Jacqui on the 30th of April, in the year of 2007 at 9:08 am

    However you word it, dear, you’re still going to need help with things on high shelfs, ceiling fans, changing light bulbs, theme park rides, etc. Space efficient, sure. Doesn’t change anything though!

  4. Kristyn McIntyre on the 30th of April, in the year of 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Being short isn’t all that bad! I know. You can’t see the dust on the top shelf of your bed room or bang your head on the door frame. [Like my Dad]. haha
    Kristyn

  5. kpaulino on the 30th of April, in the year of 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Dad - there’s a reason that I’m glad I’m the spitting image of mom….

    Alex - you’re definitely hopeless there….but you could walk on your knees if you ever wanted to know what being short is like. ;)

    Jacqui - I know, that’s what step stools or tall visitors are for.

    Kristyn - That’s true, I hadn’t thought of that. ;)

  6. Screech on the 8th of May, in the year of 2007 at 12:40 pm

    I would have a hard time relating to this…I’m 5′ 11″, which, according to my doctor, makes me taller than 60% of the people in the world. :P
    Guess I’d have to walk on my knees, too.
    However, everyone can feel small around a friend of mine. He’s 6′ 10″! (How’s the weather up there, huh?)

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